Rule 1: The Feline Overlord Shall be Fed

The Feline Overlord, Brain Fertilizer demands a constant supply of premium catnip. Any attempts to substitute with cheaper alternatives will result in severe punishment.

Read Subrule 2: The Feline Overlord Shall not be Disturbed

Subrule 1: The Feline Overlord Shall be Entertained

The Feline Overlord, Brain Fertilizer requires regular sessions of laser pointer play to maintain their cognitive function.