Rules of the Brain Fertilizer

Rule 1: Always wear a lab coat while operating the Brain Fertilizer.

Rule 2: Never, ever underestimate the power of a well-placed brain zapping.

Rule 3: In case of a malfunction, call the Brain Fertilizer Hotline: 1-800-FERT-HELP.

Short-term Goals:

• Convince 5% of the city's population to use our product.
• Develop a brain fertilizer that doubles as a hair conditioner.
• Host a "Brain Fertilizer Appreciation Day" event and invite all 17 of our subscribers.

Long-term Goals:

• Establish the Brain Fertilizer as the official fertilizer of the Intergalactic Brain Council.
• Develop a line of Brain Fertilizer-branded merchandise, including t-shirts, mugs, and novelty keychains.
• Open a Brain Fertilizer-themed amusement park, featuring the world's largest ball of brain fertilizer.

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