Whiteboard Rules: The Unofficial Guide to Not Getting Anything Done

• Rule 1: Write 'To-Do' lists on the Whiteboard

  Avoid actually doing the thing you wrote down. This is crucial.

  Whiteboard Tricks: The Art of Making More Lists

• Rule 2: Use Colored Markers to Indicate Importance

  Red is good. Blue is bad. Unless it's pink. Pink is good too.

  The Whiteboard Color Scheme: A Guide to Choosing Your Markers Wisely

• Rule 3: Draw Pictures to Break the monotony

  Avoid actually drawing anything that would make someone else want to use the whiteboard.

  Whiteboard Art: The Joy of Creating Nothing