We're not really concerned with your privacy, but we're not going to sue you either. We just like the sound of your brainfertilizer credentials echoing through the void.
If you're worried about the government reading this, they're probably not. But if you are, you're probably not using our service for anything that'll actually matter in the grand scheme of things.
We do collect your IP address and the contents of your fridge. Just kidding! That's not true, but we do collect a few things, like:
Look, we're not going to pretend like we're some sort of benevolent dictator. We just want you to use our service because, well, it's fun! And if you're not having fun, we're not really doing our job.
So, if you do care, go ahead and stop reading this policy and just enjoy the sweet, sweet freedom of not caring.