<!-- style.css for the most basic of brainfertilizers -->

body {
  background-color: #FF0000; /* red for the blood of the ignorant */
  background-image: linear-gradient(to bottom, #FFC0C0, #C0C0C0);
  background-size: 1px 1px;
  background-position: center;
  font-family: 'Bangers', cursive;
  font-size: 2.5em;
  line-height: 1.2;
  letter-spacing: 0.2em;
  margin: 0;
  padding: 0;
  border: 1px solid #000000;
  -webkit-border-radius: 0;
  -moz-border-radius: 0;
  -o-border-radius: 0;
  border-radius: 0;
  box-sizing: border-box;
  width: 100%;
  height: 100vh;
  overflow: hidden;
  box-shadow: inset 0 0 0 1px black;
  -webkit-box-shadow: inset 0 0 0 1px black;
  -moz-box-shadow: inset 0 0 0 1px black;
  -ms-box-shadow: inset 0 0 0 1px black;
  -o-box-shadow: inset 0 0 0 1px black;
}

h1, h2, h3, h4, h5, h6 {
  text-transform: uppercase;
  color: #0000FF; /* blue, the color of the educated */
  border: 1px solid #000000;
  padding: 0.5em;
  margin: 0;
  font-family: 'Bangers', cursive;
  font-weight: bold;
  background-color: #000000;
  background-image: linear-gradient(to bottom, #000000, #000000, #000000, #000000, #FFFFFF);
  background-size: 1px 5px;
  background-position: center;
  -webkit-background-clip: border-box;
  -moz-background-clip: border-box;
  -ms-background-clip: border-box;
  background-clip: border-box;
  border-radius: 0;
  box-shadow: inset 0 0 0 1px black;
  -webkit-box-shadow: inset 0 0 0 1px black;
  -moz-box-shadow: inset 0 0 0 1px black;
  -ms-box-shadow: inset 0 0 0 1px black;
  -o-box-shadow: inset 0 0 0 1px black;
  -webkit-transition: all 0.3s ease;
  -moz-transition: all 0.3s ease;
  -ms-transition: all 0.3s ease;
  transition: all 0.3s ease;
}

h1, h2, h3, h4, h5, h6 {
  margin: 0.5em 0 0;
  padding: 0 1em;
  background-image: linear-gradient(to bottom, #000000, #000000, #000000, #000000, #FFFFFF);
  background-size: 1px 5px;
  background-position: center;
  -webkit-background-clip: border-box;
  -moz-background-clip: border-box;
  -ms-background-clip: border-box;
  background-clip: border-box;
  border-radius: 0;
  box-shadow: inset 0 0 0 1px black;
  -webkit-box-shadow: inset 0 0 0 1px black;
  -moz-box-shadow: inset 0 0 0 1px black;
  -ms-box-shadow: inset 0 0 0 1px black;
  -o-box-shadow: inset 0 0 0 1px black;
  -webkit-transition: all 0.3s ease;
  -moz-transition: all 0.3s ease;
  -ms-transition: all 0.3s ease;
  transition: all 0.3s ease;
}

h1, h2, h3, h4, h5, h6 {
  margin: 0 0 0.5em;
  padding: 1em 0;
  background-image: linear-gradient(to bottom, #000000, #000000, #000000, #000000, #FFFFFF);
  background-size: 1px 5px;
  background-position: center;
  -webkit-background-clip: border-box;
  -moz-background-clip: border-box;
  -ms-background-clip: border-box;
  background-clip: border-box;
  border-radius: 0;
  box-shadow: inset 0 0 0 1px black;
  -webkit-box-shadow: inset 0 0 0 1px black;
  -moz-box-shadow: inset 0 0 0 1px black;
  -ms-box-shadow: inset 0 0 0 1px black;
  -o-box-shadow: inset 0 0 0 1px black;
  -webkit-transition: all 0.3s ease;
  -moz-transition: all 0.3s ease;
  -ms-transition: all 0.3s ease;
  transition: all 0.3s ease;
}

p {
  font-family: 'Bangers', cursive;
  font-size: 1.2em;
  line-height: 1.2;
  margin: 0;
  padding: 0;
  border: 1px solid #000000;
  background-color: #C0C0C0;
  background-image: linear-gradient(to bottom, #C0C0C0, #C0C0C0, #C0C0C0, #C0C0C0, #FFFFFF);
  background-size: 1px 5px;
  background-position: center;
  -webkit-background-clip: border-box;
  -moz-background-clip: border-box;
  -ms-background-clip: border-box;
  background-clip: border-box;
  border-radius: 0;
  box-shadow: inset 0 0 0 1px black;
  -webkit-box-shadow: inset 0 0 0 1px black;
  -moz-box-shadow: inset 0 0 0 1px black;
  -ms-box-shadow: inset 0 0 0 1px black;
  -o-box-shadow: inset 0 0 0 1px black;
  -webkit-transition: all 0.3s ease;
  -moz-transition: all 0.3s ease;
  -ms-transition: all 0.3s ease;
  transition: all 0.3s ease;
}

a {
  text-decoration: none;
  color: #000000;
  font-weight: bold;
  border: 2px solid #000000;
  background-image: linear-gradient(to bottom, #FFFFFF, #000000, #000000, #000000, #FFFFFF);
  background-size: 1px 5px;
  background-position: center;
  -webkit-background-clip: border-box;
  -moz-background-clip: border-box;
  -ms-background-clip: border-box;
  background-clip: border-box;
  border-radius: 0;
  box-shadow: inset 0 0 0 1px black;
  -webkit-box-shadow: inset 0 0 0 1px black;
  -moz-box-shadow: inset 0 0 0 1px black;
  -ms-box-shadow: inset 0 0 0 1px black;
  -o-box-shadow: inset 0 0 0 1px black;
  -webkit-transition: all 0.3s ease;
  -moz-transition: all 0.3s ease;
  -ms-transition: all 0.3s ease;
  transition: all 0.3s ease;
}

a:hover {
  background-position: bottom;
  background-size: 1px 5px;
  -webkit-background-position: bottom;
  -moz-background-position: bottom;
  -ms-background-position: bottom;
  background-position: bottom;
  border: 2px solid #FF0000;
  box-shadow: 0 0 0 2px black;
  -webkit-box-shadow: 0 0 0 2px black;
  -moz-box-shadow: 0 0 0 2px black;
  -ms-box-shadow: 0 0 0 2px black;
  -o-box-shadow: 0 0 0 2px black;
  transition: all 0.3s ease;
}

a:visited {
  text-decoration: none;
  color: #C0C0C0;
  background-color: #C0C0C0;
  border: 2px solid #000000;
  background-image: linear-gradient(to bottom, #C0C0C0, #C0C0C0, #C0C0C0, #C0C0C0, #FFFFFF);
  background-size: 1px 5px;
  background-position: center;
  -webkit-background-clip: border-box;
  -moz-background-clip: border-box;
  -ms-background-clip: border-box;
  background-clip: border-box;
  border-radius: 0;
  box-shadow: inset 0 0 0 1px black;
  -webkit-box-shadow: inset 0 0 0 1px black;
  -moz-box-shadow: inset 0 0 0 1px black;
  -ms-box-shadow: inset 0 0 0 1px black;
  -o-box-shadow: inset 0 0 0 1px black;
  -webkit-transition: all 0.3s ease;
  -moz-transition: all 0.3s ease;
  -ms-transition: all 0.3s ease;
  transition: all 0.3s ease;
}

a:active {
  text-decoration: none;
  color: #000000;
  background-color: #000000;
  border: 2px solid #000000;
  background-image: linear-gradient(to bottom, #000000, #FFFFFF, #FFFFFF, #FFFFFF, #FFFFFF);
  background-size: 1px 5px;
  background-position: center;
  -webkit-background-clip: border-box;
  -moz-background-clip: border-box;
  -ms-background-clip: border-box;
  background-clip: border-box;
  border-radius: 0;
  box-shadow: 0 0 0 2px black;
  -webkit-box-shadow: 0 0 0 2px black;
  -moz-box-shadow: 0 0 0 2px black;
  -ms-box-shadow: 0 0 0 2px black;
  -o-box-shadow: 0 0 0 2px black;
  -webkit-transition: all 0.3s ease;
  -moz-transition: all 0.3s ease;
  -ms-transition: all 0.3s ease;
  transition: all 0.3s ease;
}

a:link {
  text-decoration: none;
  color: #000000;
  font-weight: bold;
  border: 2px solid #000000;
  background-image: linear-gradient(to bottom, #000000, #000000, #000000, #000000, #000000);
  background-size: 1px 5px;
  background-position: center;
  -webkit-background-clip: border-box;
  -moz-background-clip: border-box;
  -ms-background-clip: border-box;
  background-clip: border-box;
  border-radius: 0;
  box-shadow: inset 0 0 0 1px black;
  -webkit-box-shadow: inset 0 0 0 1px black;
  -moz-box-shadow: inset 0 0 0 1px black;
  -ms-box-shadow: inset 0 0 0 1px black;
  -o-box-shadow: inset 0 0 0 1px black;
  -webkit-transition: all 0.3s ease;
  -moz-transition: all 0.3s ease;
  -ms-transition: all 0.3s ease;
  transition: all 0.3s ease;
}

a:visited:link {
  text-decoration: none;
  color: #C0C0C0;
  background-color: #C0C0C0;
  border: 2px solid #000000;
  background-image: linear-gradient(to bottom, #C0C0C0, #C0C0C0, #C0C0C0, #C0C0C0, #FFFFFF);
  background-size: 1px 5px;
  background-position: center;
  -webkit-background-clip: border-box;
  -moz-background-clip: border-box;
  -ms-background-clip: border-box;
  background-clip: border-box;
  border-radius: 0;
  box-shadow: inset 0 0 0 1px black;
  -webkit-box-shadow: inset 0 0 0 1px black;
  -moz-box-shadow: inset 0 0 0 1px black;
  -ms-box-shadow: inset 0 0 0 1px black;
  -o-box-shadow: inset 0 0 0 1px black;
  -webkit-transition: all 0.3s ease;
  -moz-transition: all 0.3s ease;
  -ms-transition: all 0.3s ease;
  transition: all 0.3s ease;
}

a:hover:visited {
  text-decoration: none;
  color: #000000;
  background-color: #000000;
  border: 2px solid #000000;
  background-image: linear-gradient(to bottom, #000000, #FFFFFF, #FFFFFF, #FFFFFF, #FFFFFF);
  background-size: 1px 5px;
  background-position: center;
  -webkit-background-clip: border-box;
  -moz-background-clip: border-box;
  -ms-background-clip: border-box;
  background-clip: border-box;
  border-radius: 0;
  box-shadow: 0 0 0 2px black;
  -webkit-box-shadow: 0 0 0 2px black;
  -moz-box-shadow: 0 0 0 2px black;
  -ms-box-shadow: 0 0 0 2px black;
  -o-box-shadow: 0 0 0 2px black;
  -webkit-transition: all 0.3s ease;
  -moz-transition: all 0.3s ease;
  -ms-transition: all 0.3s ease;
  transition: all 0.3s ease;
}

a:link:visited {
  text-decoration: none;
  color: #000000;
  background-color: #000000;
  border: 2px solid #000000;
  background-image: linear-gradient(to bottom, #000000, #000000, #000000, #000000, #000000);
  background-size: 1px 5px;
  background-position: center;
  -webkit-background-clip: border-box;
  -moz-background-clip: border-box;
  -ms-background-clip: border-box;
  background-clip: border-box;
  border-radius: 0;
  box-shadow: inset 0 0 0 1px black;
  -webkit-box-shadow: inset 0 0 0 1px black;
  -moz-box-shadow: inset 0 0 0 1px black;
  -ms-box-shadow: inset 0 0 0 1px black;
  -o-box-shadow: inset 0 0 0 1px black;
  -webkit-transition: all 0.3s ease;
  -moz-transition: all 0.3s ease;
  -ms-transition: all 0.3s ease;
  transition: all 0.3s ease;
}

a:visited:link {
  text-decoration: none;
  color: #000000;
  background-color: #000000;
  border: 2px solid #000000;
  background-image: linear-gradient(to bottom, #000000, #FFFFFF, #FFFFFF, #FFFFFF, #FFFFFF);
  background-size: 1px 5px;
  background-position: center;
  -webkit-background-clip: border-box;
  -moz-background-clip: border-box;
  -ms-background-clip: border-box;
  background-clip: border-box;
  border-radius: 0;
  box-shadow: 0 0 0 2px black;
  -webkit-box-shadow: 0 0 0 2px black;
  -moz-box-shadow: 0 0 0 2px black;
  -ms-box-shadow: 0 0 0 2px black;
  -o-box-shadow: 0 0 0 2px black;
  -webkit-transition: all 0.3s ease;
  -moz-transition: all 0.3s ease;
  -ms-transition: all 0.3s ease;
  transition: all 0.3s ease;
}