Section 1: Brain Fertilization
By fertilizing your brain, you agree to let us implant a small, harmless (we swear) microchip into your cerebral cortex. This chip will periodically broadcast absurd, unrelated jokes and memes to stimulate your grey matter.
Section 2: Data Collection
We collect data on your every thought, feeling, and bowel movement. This includes (but is not limited to):
- Your favorite pizza topping
- Your go-to karaoke song
- Your deepest, darkest fears
Section 3: Disclaimers
By using our services, you agree to hold us harmless for any brain damage, spontaneous combustion, or existential dread caused by our services.