Our team of highly-trained, yet somehow still employed, professionals are here to help you forget your problems. Like, literally forget. They'll be gone. Poof.
Our state-of-the-art brain freeze chambers are equipped with the latest in cryogenic technology and a healthy dose of sarcasm.
Don't let the world's problems get you down. Let us put them on ice.
Side effects may include: temporary memory loss, permanent loss of dignity, spontaneous combustion (in extreme cases).