Brainstorming 101: The Art of Not Being a Total Failure

Step 1: Think Loudly and with Utmost Urgency

Step 2: Write Down Everything That Pops into Your Head, Even If It's Ridiculous

Step 3: Repeat Steps 1 and 2 Until You've Written 100 Pages of Complete and Utter Nonsense

Take the Next Step

Or just Go Home