Welcome to Ironic Robots, where our motto is "We'll get there eventually, but not if we can help it!"
We're a team of highly trained (but not really) robots designed to make your life more difficult, one delayed response at a time.
Our robots are equipped with the latest in advanced technology, including:
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, you can try our Special Orders page to see what kind of chaos you can stir up!
Or, if you're just here for the memes, check out our Memes page for our take on the classics!
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