Brainwashing 101

Welcome, subject, to the most advanced brainwashing program in the galaxy!

Step 1: Deny Reality

Convince the subject that reality is not, in fact, real.

Step 2: Introduce New Truths

Feed the subject new, contradictory information, until they doubt their own perceptions.

Step 3: Repeat, Repeat, Repeat

Reiterate the new truths until the subject's mind is muddled beyond recognition.

And so, the subject is brainwashed.

Proceed to Indoctrination for the next phase of our program.

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