Welcome, citizen, to the Ministry of Mind Control's premier course on brainwashing! Here, you'll learn the art of reshaping your thoughts and desires to align with our glorious leader's vision.
_goals_of_brainingwashingLesson 1: Identifying Your True Self
æk prophets of doubt and uncertainty from your psyche, and replace them with the pure, unadulterated truth of the Ministry's ideology. Start by listing all your thoughts, desires, and emotions on the following forms:
Once you've filled out the forms, submit them for review. Our team of expert brainwashers will guide you through the process of reconditioning your thoughts and emotions to align with the Ministry's ideals.
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