Warning: This technique involves intense mental focus, possibly leading to spontaneous combustion or sudden onset madness.
Extreme Focus
For the truly devoted brainwave brewer, this technique requires unwavering dedication to the craft.
Step 1: Clear your mind of distractions, including but not limited to:
- Spontaneous thoughts of cat videos
- Caffeine-fueled anxiety
- Sudden urges to check social media
Step 2: Visualize your desired outcome: a perfectly brewed brainwave.
Step 3: Repeat the mantra: "I will not be swayed by the whims of my brain."
Side Effects:
May include:
- Increased focus
- Reduced productivity
- Risk of developing a permanent scowl