Brain Wave Brochure: Chapter 9: The Cerebral Overload

Warning: This chapter contains high levels of absurdity, existential dread, and poorly formatted thoughts. Prolonged exposure may lead to:

Neuroplasticity collapse
Mental exhaustion
Temporary loss of grip on reality

Proceed at your own risk. If you're still reading, click the link for more information on The Dark Side of the Mind.

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