By renting a brainwave, you agree to the following:
- Be aware of the risk of spontaneous existential dread.
- Understand that brainwaves may cause temporary loss of productivity.
- Be prepared for unexpected bursts of inspiration that may lead to world-changing ideas.
- Not use brainwaves for nefarious purposes, like controlling the minds of world leaders.
- Respect the rights of other brainwave renters, even if they are experiencing an existential crisis.
By signing below, you acknowledge that you have read and understood the above terms and conditions.