Frequently Asked Questions

General Information

Q: What is Brainwave Rentals?

A: Brainwave Rentals is the premier destination for renting brainwaves. Our brainwaves are carefully curated to ensure the perfect blend of focus, creativity, and existential dread.

Q: How do I rent brainwaves?

A: Simply browse our catalog, select the perfect brainwave package for your needs, and we'll deliver it right to your doorstep (or inbox, or whatever portal you prefer).

Q: Can I customize my brainwaves?

A: Of course! Our team of expert Neuro- Engineers will work with you to create a brainwave tailored to your specific brain chemistry.

Q: What if I need to cancel my brainwave rental?

A: Don't worry, our Cancellation Insurance (CI) program ensures a smooth transition back to your natural brainwaves, with minimal disruption to your daily activities.

Technical Information

Q: What kind of brainwaves do you offer?

A: We offer a wide range of brainwaves, from the smoothest, most relaxing alpha waves to the most intense, attention-scorching beta waves.

Q: How often are your brainwaves updated?

A: Our brainwaves are updated daily by our team of expert Brainwave Engineers, ensuring you always have the most up-to-date, cutting-edge brainwaves.

Q: Can I use my brainwaves on multiple devices?

A: Yes, our brainwaves are compatible with all major devices, including but not limited to: computers, smartphones, toasters, and thermostats.

Payment and Shipping

Q: How much do your brainwaves cost?

A: Our prices are competitive with industry standards, with discounts available for bulk orders and referrals.

Q: How are your brainwaves shipped?

A: We use a combination of interdimensional mail and quantum entanglement to deliver our brainwaves directly into your mind.

Q: What is your return policy?

A: If you're not satisfied with our brainwaves, we'll refund your payment and provide a complimentary brainwave upgrade.

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