Certificate of Tunability

Congratulations, you have achieved the ultimate level of mental clarity!

With this certificate, you can now proudly claim that your brain is a finely-tuned instrument of productivity and focus.

But don't just take our word for it - here are the stats:

• Peak Brainwave Frequency: 42.5 Hz (well within acceptable limits)
• Median Brainwave Duration: 3.14 seconds (precise)
• Maximum Brainwave Amplitude: 90.5 dB (don't worry, you won't go insane)

As a certified Brainwave Tuner, you are now eligible for:

• The prestigious Brainwave Bingo Program
• The highly-respected Brainwave Counseling Services
• The exclusive Brainwave Tuning Clan