Are you tired of feeling sane? Do you yearn for a life of chaos and unpredictability? Look no further than Brainwave Therapy! Our team of certified, slightly unhinged professionals will guide you through a series of exercises designed to disrupt your brainwaves and leave you questioning your grip on reality.

Our methods are based on the latest in Neuro-Neuro-Neurology, a field of study so new it's not even recognized by the scientific community (yet). But don't worry, our results are guaranteed to be totally not terrible!.