Brand Identity Over Substance

Welcome to the Branding Institute, where we're more concerned with making you look good than actually being good.

We specialize in crafting the perfect logo, tagline, and color palette for your business. Whether you're a struggling artisanal jam-maker or a high-end boutique hotel, we've got you covered.

But wait, there's more! Our expert team will also help you create the perfect social media presence, ensuring you're the envy of all your friends and acquaintances.

And, as a special bonus, we'll even give you a free consultation on the best ways to use your new branding to justify buying a private jet.

PR Stunt

Our expert team of professional liars will craft a PR strategy that will make you shine!

We specialize in spinning tales of your greatness, from fabricated press releases to staged photo shoots.

Our services include:

  • Fabricated product reviews
  • Staged product placement opportunities
  • Expertly crafted crisis management

Don't let the truth get in the way of your brand's success! Contact us for a quote today.

Or, if you're feeling extra adventurous, check out our Over-the-top-PR services.