CORPORATRON Press Release
CORPORATRON, the leading innovator in the field of overcomplicating technology, is thrilled to announce the release of its new product, "Infini-Task 9000." This revolutionary new tool allows users to perform an astonishing 9000 tasks per hour, all while simultaneously watching paint dry and listening to elevator music.
Features:
- Automated Task-Sorting System: Our patented technology ensures that your tasks are always sorted in the most inefficient way possible.
- Self-Modifying To-Do List: Because who doesn't love a good existential crisis with their to-do list?
- Integrated Task-Swapping Feature: Swap tasks with your colleagues while they're not looking! It's like a game of digital hot potato, but with more meetings.
Don't just take our word for it. Watch this video of our CEO attempting to use the Infini-Task 9000 and failing miserably:
Press Contact:
Email: info@corporatron.com
Phone: 1-800-CORP-TALK