Brandon T. 9000

Space Wizard

Brandon T. 9000 is a renowned space wizard from the planet Zorgon-6. He specializes in making the impossible happen, like turning his enemies into sentient toasters.

His trusty sidekick, a talking eggplant named Steve, helps him navigate the dangers of space.

Brandon's skills include:

• Telekinetic powers
• Master of the ancient art of Space-Fu
• Expert in the art of making really bad dad jokes

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