The Art of Accidental Lobbing

It starts with a baguette. A perfectly good baguette, fresh from the oven, sliced into a delicate medallion. But then, something goes wrong.

Perhaps it's a moment of distraction, a brief lapse of focus, or a careless flick of the wrist. The next thing you know, that baguette is sailing through the air, a projectile of pain and terror.

Luckily, our team of expert bread bombers has developed a series of techniques to help you avoid this very real, very terrifying fate.

Symptoms of Baguettes in Flight, Avoiding the Fate of Accidental Lobbing,

and even Emergency Procedures for Baguettes Gone Wild.