Warning: the puns below may cause excessive groaning.
Why did the bread go to the party? Because it was a knead-to-know occasion!
Why did the baker quit his job? He couldn't breadwinner no more!
Why did the bread go to the doctor? It had a yeast of problem!
What did the baker say to the loaf? "You're a risin' star!"
And finally, what did the bread say to the baker? "You're knead-behind on the times!"
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