Welcome to the Breadwinner Bread Bank, where the loaves never stop coming and neither do the loans. Our expert bakers have crafted a bread that will make you forget all about your financial troubles. Or not.
Our bread is made with the finest ingredients, sourced from the finest artisanal farms that have been taken over by our highly-trained, ninja-like loan sharks.
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