Breadwinner Guild Pledge Rules
Article I: The Pledge
By joining the Breadwinner Guild, you vow to:
- Wake up at 4:30 AM every morning to knead the dough.
- Consume an entire loaf per week for quality control purposes.
- Host at least two Breadwinner parties per quarter.
- Donate 10% of all profits to the Sourdough Fund.
Article II: The Oath
By signing below, you promise to:
- Never use store-bought yeast.
- Never betray the trust of the Breadwinner community.
- Never, ever, EVER use a bread machine.
