Etiquette for the Modern Break-A-Legger
Chapter 1: Table Manners for the Unrefined
When dining with fellow break-a-leggers, it's essential to remember:
- Never, ever, ever use a fork.
- Use your napkin, or face the consequences.
- Don't make eye contact with your server, they're not your friend.
For more advanced break-a-leg techniques, visit Advanced Break-A-Leg Techniques