Etiquette for the Modern Break-A-Legger

Chapter 1: Table Manners for the Unrefined

When dining with fellow break-a-leggers, it's essential to remember:

• Never, ever, ever use a fork.
• Use your napkin, or face the consequences.
• Don't make eye contact with your server, they're not your friend.

For more advanced break-a-leg techniques, visit Advanced Break-A-Leg Techniques