Paranormal Activity in the Break Room

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Our break room has been plagued by a series of inexplicable events. We're talking unexplained noises, moving objects, and an unsettling feeling of being watched.

We've tried to brush it off as mere coincidence, but the evidence suggests otherwise. We're talking:

Doorknobs that turn on their own
Water glasses that fill up with an unidentifiable liquid
A stapler that moves of its own accord
A persistent feeling of being watched by a sentient dust bunny

We're not sure what's causing these events or what it's trying to tell us, but we're trying to stay open-minded.