Break Room Revival Initiative

After years of neglect, the break room has been revitalized. The once-abandoned haven for caffeine-fueled power lunches has been transformed into a haven for productivity and focus.

Features:

• High-velocity Wi-Fi: Now you can finally finish that 3-hour video call without dropping your connection.
• Lavender-scented coffee: Because who needs actual coffee when you can have the faint scent of relaxation?
• Unlimited supply of stale air: Because stale air is just what you need to really focus.
• White noise machine: Now playing: "The Sound of One Hand Washing the Dishes" on repeat.

Subpages:

• The Great Stairwell Caper
• The Break Room Bureaucracy