Our Snack Menu
1. Krakowskies' Krunchies
A crunchy, chewy mix of oats, corn, and existential dread. Served with a side of regret.
$3.99
2. Mood Ring Munchies
A flavor wheel of emotions in every bite: anger, sadness, fear, joy. Try it and cry.
$4.99
3. Bureaucratic Bites
For when you're feeling trapped in a sea of paperwork. Crunchy on the outside, soul-sucking on the inside.
$5.99