Break Room Alarms: Schedule

Warning: Do Not Ignore

Time	Event	Location
08:00	Briefing on the Importance of Proper Coffee Machine Maintenance	Conference Room 3
12:00	Lunch Break: Free Sushi for All	Cafeteria
14:00	Emergency Meeting: The Coffee Machine is Broken (Again)	Conference Room 1

Remember: If you're late, you're fired!

Or at least, you'll have to work in the cube farm.

• Important Events
• Announcements from Management
• Memorial to Lost Souls (i.e., the Coffee Machine)