For the sake of our sanity, we've established a schedule of 17 alarms per hour to keep you on your toes.
| Time |
Alarm |
| 00:00:00 |
Wake up, sleepyhead! |
| 00:05:00 |
Coffee is ready, but not really ready. |
| 00:15:00 |
You've been sitting for 15 minutes, get up! |
| 00:30:00 |
Lunch is 30 minutes away, but not really. |
| 00:45:00 |
You've been staring at code for 45 minutes, get up! |
| 01:00:00 |
Dinner is ready, but not really. |
| 01:05:00 |
You've been working out for 5 minutes, get a break! |
| 01:10:00 |
Coffee break, but not really. |
| 01:15:00 |
You're on your 15th cup of coffee, congratulations! |
| 01:20:00 |
You've been staring at the same line of code for 20 minutes, get a life! |
| 01:25:00 |
Lunch is really really ready this time, probably. |
| 01:30:00 |
You've been talking to your plants for 30 minutes, get back to work! |
| 01:35:00 |
Dinner is getting cold, but not really. |
| 01:40:00 |
You've been playing solitaire for 40 minutes, get a life! |
| 01:45:00 |
You've been staring at the same line of code for 45 minutes, get a hobby! |
| 01:50:00 |
You're on your 50th cup of coffee, you're a monster! |
| 02:00:00 |
You've been awake for 2 hours, congratulations! |
| 02:05:00 |
Lunch break is over, back to work! |
| 02:10:00 |
You've been playing with the cat for 10 minutes, get back to work! |
| 02:15:00 |
You've been watching cat videos for 15 minutes, get a life! |
| 02:20:00 |
You've been eating Cheetos for 20 minutes, get a salad! |
| 02:25:00 |
Dinner is getting colder, but not really. |
| 02:30:00 |
You've been on your 30th break, congratulations! |
| 02:35:00 |
You've been talking to yourself for 35 minutes, get a mirror! |
| 02:40:00 |
You've been on your 40th cup of coffee, you're a legend! |
| 02:45:00 |
You've been playing solitaire for 45 minutes, get a life! |
| 02:50:00 |
You're on your 50th break, congratulations! |
| 03:00:00 |
You've been awake for 3 hours, congratulations! |
Repeat this cycle ad infinitum.