This is the Alarm-o-Matic 3000: the world's most ANNOYING alarm clock ever created.
Set to wake you up with a SONNET of verbose, 14-line poetry, carefully crafted to make you question the very fabric of reality and wonder why you ever bothered going to bed in the first place.
Wake, wake, wake, ye sleepyhead, and heed my call
For the coffee brews, the toast is burnt, and
all the world outside your window's on the rise
The bed, it beckons still, a siren's song
of slumber, but I shall not be swayed
No, no, no, I shall not sleep, I shall
rise and conquer, or at least, make some tea
For in the kitchen, a pot doth boil, and
my stomach growls, and all my senses tell
Me to rise, and take the morning's might
and all its horrors, and make the day
Mine, I shall, with coffee strong and bright
And thus, I wake, I rise, I conquer,
I conquer... Zzz...