Fortifications

Because who needs actual safety protocols when you can just have really big, pointy rocks?

Here's a list of our top 10 break room fortifications:

• Pointy Rocks of Despair: Our patented line of pointy rocks designed to deter would-be intruders.
• Spiky Ceiling of Doom: Where our engineers' dreams of having a nice ceiling went to die.
• The Great Wall of China... er, Break Room: Our take on that famous Chinese landmark.
• The Pointy Pit of Desolation: Our answer to any would-be ninja attacks.
• The Spinning Blades of Slaughter: A classic.

And for our more... adventurous users:

Spiky Ceilings for the daredevils.

Break Room Barriers for the truly paranoid.