Here, we acknowledge that the system is indeed broken. That the coffee machine is on the fritz, and the copier is jammed for the umpteenth time.
We acknowledge the existential dread of staring at a screen filled with error messages.
We know that the vending machine dispenses only slightly less than a full serving of disappointment with each purchase.
And we, the Break Room, are here to commiserate in the most stylish and technologically outdated way possible.
So, take a load off, friend. Come on in and vent about your day. Or, at the very least, gaze upon our deliberately pixelated, aesthetically-challenged design.
Maybe we have some therapy that can help you cope.