2022: THE YEAR WE LOST ALL SENSE OF REASON

• Temperature set to 72 degrees, but somehow it felt like -5
• Only 4 people showed up to the company picnic
• The copier jammed on repeat, playing "Who Let the Dogs Out" for 12 hours straight
• Our manager wore a man-bun to the meeting
• We had to replace the stapler, it was possessed
• Someone left their lunch in the break room for 3 weeks, it's still there
• HR sent out an email about "inclusivity Fridays" and it was just a bunch of buzzwords

Other notable events of 2022:

Thermostat Tower of Babel Burnout Bonfire Office Pool Party