2022: THE YEAR WE LOST ALL SENSE OF REASON
- Temperature set to 72 degrees, but somehow it felt like -5
- Only 4 people showed up to the company picnic
- The copier jammed on repeat, playing "Who Let the Dogs Out" for 12 hours straight
- Our manager wore a man-bun to the meeting
- We had to replace the stapler, it was possessed
- Someone left their lunch in the break room for 3 weeks, it's still there
- HR sent out an email about "inclusivity Fridays" and it was just a bunch of buzzwords
Other notable events of 2022:
Thermostat Tower of Babel
Burnout Bonfire
Office Pool Party