2024: What Happens Next

According to our top-secret sources, the 2024 Thermostat will be upgraded to a sleek new model with a built-in espresso machine and a 3D-printed coffee cup holder. But what does this mean for you?

• The new Thermostat will be so advanced that it'll start making its own decisions about the office temperature. Don't worry, it's just trying to optimize the work environment.
• The built-in espresso machine will start dispensing free coffee to employees who meet their quarterly targets. Don't ask us why the CEO is getting 10 cups per day.
• The 3D-printed coffee cup holder will make the office smell like a mix of burnt coffee and despair. Just kidding, it's just a normal office smell.