Thermostat 2023: The Most Important Invention of the Century
Because 2023 has been a real scorcher, we've decided to make the world's most epic thermostat.
With our patented "I'm too hot, get me out of here" technology, you'll never have to worry about overheating again.
Just set it to your desired temperature, and the Thermostat 2023 will take care of the rest. It's like having a personal temperature butler, but with more buttons.
But wait, there's more! The Thermostat 2023 also comes with a built-in "Sarcastic Mode" that will auto-adjust your temperature settings based on your mood.
Just click the button, and the Thermostat 2023 will know just what you need. Want it to be 72 degrees when you're feeling grumpy? 80 degrees when you're feeling fabulous? It's all taken care of!
Learn more about our specs or buy one today!
(Side effects may include: spontaneous combustion, spontaneous combustion, spontaneous combustion... you get the idea.)