Thermostat: The Heart of Our Slightly Less Than Ideal Workplace

Decrease the Temperature: Because Our Overlords Can't Handle Heat

Warning: Decreasing the thermostat setting may cause:

• Slightly less productive coworkers
• Increased coffee consumption
• A faint sense of hope

Decrease Temperature by: Submit (and possibly face the consequences)

Note: This will only affect the temperature of the break room. Other areas of the office will remain unchanged, but possibly slightly more uncomfortable.

Increase Temperature to Make Us All Miserable Again