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Thermostat 2023: The Review

Because Who Needs Actual Temperature Control, Anyway?

Get ready to sweat it out with our Thermostat 2023, the ultimate temperature control system for when you just can't be bothered. With its super fancy-schmancy interface, you'll be able to adjust the temperature to your heart's content, without actually having to think about it too much.

Buy Now and Cry Later

Features:

Doesn't actually control the temperature
Has a really cool-looking interface
Guaranteed to make you feel like you're in charge, even when you're not
Comes with a complimentary side of existential dread

Frequently Asked Questions (and answered with even more confusion) Technical Specs: Because Who Needs Actual Specifications, Anyway?