Welcome, traveler! You have stumbled upon the most improbable breakfast burrito in the multiverse.
Behold, the burrito of infinite possibility! A tortilla wrapped around a vortex of scrambled eggs, a maelstrom of shredded cheese, a tsunami of salsa, and a tsunami of bacon.
Explore other burritos of varying improbabilitiesLegend has it that those who consume this burrito shall be granted the power to bend the space-time continuum, to defy the laws of physics, and to make their enemies cry "uncle".
View recipes for the most improbable breakfastsBut be warned, traveler, the burrito of infinite improbability comes with a steep price: you will never be able to eat a boring meal again.
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