Rule 1: All members must have at least 3 bowls of cereal per week. Failure to comply will result in a 1-day ban from the club.
Rule 2: The official cereal of the club is, in fact, 'Spoonful of Sugar'. All other cereals are merely imitations.
Rule 3: Members are not allowed to talk about the 'Spoonful of Sugar' shortage of 2018.
Rule 4: All members must wear a 'Spoonful of Sugar' hat at all club events.
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