Bread Ninja Bread: The Art of Stealing Your Heart with Bread
Breaking bread news:
- Reports of bread being stolen from kitchens worldwide have reached an all-time high.
- Experts say it's not just about the carbs, it's about the ninja training.
- Bread ninjas are known to be stealthy, agile, and highly trained in the art of bread-fu.
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