Section 1: The Art of Sowing Discord
Lesson 1: Mastering the Art of Sowing Discord in 3 Easy Steps:
- Step 1: Identify the Source of the Problem (i.e., your neighbor)
- Step 2: Sow Discord with Precision (e.g., loud music, obnoxious lawn ornaments)
- Step 3: Bask in the Glory of your Handiwork
[Section 2: The Power of Passive-Aggressive Notes]