Step 1: Prepare for Impact
- Stock up on canned goods, but don't worry about expiration dates
- Learn to live off the grid, literally
Remember, the key to throwing yourself a kitchen party is to be prepared for anything, including the possibility of a zombie outbreak. Don't bother with boring old recipes, go for the ones that require the most complicated cooking techniques.
Like, who needs a simple stir-fry when you can have a 17-course, 4-hour extravaganza?
Step 2: Invite Your Guests
- Make your own party favors, like edible flowers and tiny hats
- Don't forget to invite the undead, they're always a party animal
When inviting your guests, make sure to include a plus-one, just in case they bring their own special brand of chaos.