CHRONICALLY DISCONNECTING FROM SOCIETY

Breaking news: the world outside is too much for you, and that's okay. We're not judging. Here are some alternative options:

Option 1: Abandon all hope

Click here if you're ready to leave all your worries behind.

Option 2: Create a new, completely unnecessary, and totally amazing persona

Go here for some tips on reinventing yourself as a 1980s action hero with a penchant for velvet blouses.

Option 3: Build a bunker, stockpile canned goods, and await the apocalypse

Prepare for the end times with our expert advice.

Option 4: Simply stare into the void

Go ahead and gaze into the abyss if staring into the void is more your speed.

Or, you know, you could just go for a walk. We hear that's fun too.

Or... actually, just go do nothing. We're not really sure that's a thing, but it sounds like it could be a thing, so we're gonna roll with it.

We're here for you, friend.

Stay connected, not really.