This technique involves using an unlocked door as an exit strategy. It's like when you're in a bad meeting and you just wanna get outta there.
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This is when you just act all nonchalant like you didn't even see what's happening. It's like when your mom walks in on you eating Cheetos in bed.
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This involves setting off a bunch of flares and running away from the situation. It's like when you're in a zombie apocalypse and you just set off a bunch of flares and run away.
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This is when you just tell everyone it's Cyber Monday and they're all like "Oh, yeah, I totally forgot that was today!" It's like when you're in a meeting and you just tell everyone it's a surprise party and they all go along with it.
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