Breaking Free: Techniques of the Trade

Sneak Out the Backdoor

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This technique involves using an unlocked door as an exit strategy. It's like when you're in a bad meeting and you just wanna get outta there.

Subpage by Samantha Sneak.

Pretend You Didn't Notice

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This is when you just act all nonchalant like you didn't even see what's happening. It's like when your mom walks in on you eating Cheetos in bed.

Subpage by John Didn't-Notice.

Just Blaze It and Pray

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This involves setting off a bunch of flares and running away from the situation. It's like when you're in a zombie apocalypse and you just set off a bunch of flares and run away.

Subpage by Bob Flare-ious.

Just Pretend It's Cyber Monday

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This is when you just tell everyone it's Cyber Monday and they're all like "Oh, yeah, I totally forgot that was today!" It's like when you're in a meeting and you just tell everyone it's a surprise party and they all go along with it.

Subpage by Samantha P. Monday.