Breaking-News: The Daily Scream

Stay up to date with the most shocking, the most scandalous, and the most completely-made-up stories in town!

• Breaking Politics: Our Take on the Totally-Not-Actually-Breaking News
• Breaking Sports: The Thrilling Tale of Last Night's Loss
• Breaking Entertainment: Why Our Favourite Celeb is Now a Froot Vendor on the Moon
• Breaking Weather: 5 Days of Non-Stop Sunshine and 1 Day of Thunderstorms (Just to Keep Things Interesting)