Neo-Brutalism in Crisis: Our Top 5 Shocking Scandals

Scandal #1: Brutalist-in-Chief Caught with a stash of artisanal cheese

Scandal #2: Local Brutalist's secret love of 80s pop music exposed

Scandal #3: Allegations of Brutalist-in-Chief's involvement in a high-stakes game of Dungeons & Dragons

Scandal #4: Whistleblower claims Brutalist's design team was secretly working on a project for a major fast food chain

Scandal #5: Brutalist-in-Chief accused of using AI to generate 'artistic visionaries' for the site's About page