html Breath Work: Tips and Tricks for the Clumsy

Tip 1: Don't Breathe in the Morning

Trust us, it's not worth it. Your lungs will thank you, and so will your neighbors.

Tip 2: Practice Your Breath Holding

It's like holding a fart prophets. The longer, the better. Just don't get too comfy.

Tip 3: Find Your Breath Soundtrack

Put on some soothing ambient techno to help you relax while you breathe. Or maybe just listen to elevator music.

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