Welcome to the most thrilling, edge-of-your-seat experience of the century: Breeding for Boredom! Where the most epic battles are waged on the couch, the bravest warriors are fueled by Doritos, and the stakes are as high as a 2-hour binge-watch of cat videos.
Read our 10,000 page guide on the art of doing absolutely nothing. Discover the ancient art of finding new ways to reorganize your sock drawer.
