The Dispute-Brewery of Browne

Home of the Finest, Most Ridiculous, and Utterly Unresolved Disputes

Welcome to the Dispute-Brewery of Browne, where our brewmaster distills the most potent and contentious libations in the land. Our expert disputants have been honing their skills in the art of argumentation for years, and our brews are renowned for their ability to fuel the most epic of disagreements.

Currently, our brews are:

• Dispute-Ale: a strong, hoppy beer that'll make you question everything
• Bitter-Bitter: a dark, complex brew that'll make you wonder if you'll ever find the truth
• Argument-ino: a sweet, smooth drink that'll make you forget what you were fighting about in the first place

Visit our Brewery Tour to learn more about our brewing process and see our expert disputants in action.

Or, if you're feeling brave, try your hand at The Dispute-Arena, where you can engage in a friendly game of "Who Can Argue The Most Absurd Point" with our resident disputants.

And, of course, no visit would be complete without a taste of our famous Beer Hall, where our brews flow like, well, like the arguments.